Tuesday, October 28, 2008

鲜花 + 牛粪 = 绝配?

这个 equation 到底成不成立呢?

for those chinese illiterate fellow blog viewers,
do you feel that

fresh flower + bullshit = perfect coupling combination?

where fresh flower = pretty yet perfect girls.
where bullshit a.k.a cowdung = you know what i'm trying to refer.

how far could this equation go?
please do comment on this.

for those who knows chinese 更清楚我在说些什么。

这个定律
至少在本人的母校 - 三德国中
是确确实实
实实在在的
重演又重演

没有人敢否认的
因为啊
太过准确了

噢那当然
反例也是有的
但那
也只有在

残花 + 牛粪 = 绝配

的时候
才会出现的

金童玉女?
哪~给个**你

哇塞
明天有两张paper
我还在这优哉闲哉

考试压力过大
一时的冥想

有请各位亲爱的部落看客们
发表发表意见

我啊
宁愿一辈子做牛粪咯 ^^

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

哈哈, 一个当年我们都赞成的理论啊。。
鲜花当然配牛屎。
哈哈。。你知道我在mention 谁的啦。。

Anonymous said...

u wanna let ppl know you is cowdong a.k.a. bullshit also no need blog it de...coz we know...yes...truly we know de...

Ivan Ng Yu Yuan 黄昱渊 said...

@ah jup gor:
哈哈哈~
这是个不争的绝对事实
那天拿了一张
you-know-who
和那漂亮的她
的照片
让从来没有见过那陀东西
的室友过目过目
没有看过它的他
竟然第一个反应是
what the F***!

哇唠
这定律
看来可以继续被沿用很久很久

Ivan Ng Yu Yuan 黄昱渊 said...

@ banban:

LOL
dun talk like u're really innocent for the incident man.
u're the bullshit union since the year the formula has been created my dear.

so,
do u wanna be a cow dung?

Anonymous said...

erm..mb nt in some case..
if it is so true..
den..i may hope tt im d cowdung den..
rather than to separate w him..
jz wanna b w him forever..

Ivan Ng Yu Yuan 黄昱渊 said...

who are u?
my dear anonymous..
please do address ur name when leaving comments if not how shall i reply leh

Ivan Ng Yu Yuan 黄昱渊 said...

oh yea if in that case the person who left comment shud be christina d..
hehehe..
pls address urself lar duh..
cowdung is for guys but not for girls.
=)

Anonymous said...

yea..u r rite...
d 1st anonymous is me..christina..
im d one who talking on d special case..
bt d anonymous who called u cowdung isnt me...=p
im lazy to fill in d details..
so..sry =p
hehehe..

Ivan Ng Yu Yuan 黄昱渊 said...

@ christina :
cheh look at the way u type also know d lar.
anyway, another anonymous i should know who is SHE zzz..
stupid girl..
miss ya there dear

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